July 3, 2010

go shawty, it's your birthday...

My birthday's on Tuesday. I'll be 28. I don't really feel old and have had a lot of fucked up birthdays so I plan to lay low and just go to work and chill. While I don't really NEED anything it's fun to think about what I would want if given the choice and the opportunity. The thing about getting older and accomplishing shit and making my own money is that damn near everything I'm about to list I am capable of getting myself. That's probably the best gift of all, the gift of self-empowerment.

1. Vegan Vulva Lip Balm, (getting it) http://vulvalovelovely.com/

2. Lady Gaga tickets (too expensive, but not really)

3. Stripper Pole (just ordered from my pole dancing teacher), http://www.xpoleus.com/

4. Kid Cudi (unattainable, but he hasn't met me yet...)
Kid Cudi Pictures, Images and Photos
fine. as. hell.

5. pierced nipples, (got them on june 11th). pierced anything else? we'll see
Right Nipple Both are pierced Pictures, Images and Photos
for the record, this is not my nipple.

6. healthy kidneys. i have focal segmental glomerulosclerosis. i'm in remission. that's all i'm gonna say.
kidney Pictures, Images and Photos

7. ntozake shange books (read them, but don't own any).
ntozake shange Pictures, Images and Photos

8. beef ribs. pork ribs. any kind of ribs. there's nothing sexier than a chick knawing on a bone, plus they are fucking delicious. dry rub, saucy, barbecued, smoked, baked in the oven, simmered in the crock pot. i could eat ribs every day.
bbg ribs Pictures, Images and Photos

9. subscription to $pread magazine, (http://www.spreadmagazine.org/)
Spread Magazine Pictures, Images and Photos

10. kanye west's self esteem. "In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?"-Kanye

and that's it. i'm chillin. happy birthday to me.
Happy Birthday Bitch Pictures, Images and Photos

1 comment:

  1. I've just downloaded iStripper, so I can have the sexiest virtual strippers strip-teasing on my desktop.